Sunday, May 16, 2010

Biting my tongue

Some comments I would have like to make on people's facebook status' include:

"Welcome to my world."

" Trade ya"

"Lucky Bi-otch"

"Pin a rose on your nose".

"I'd give anything to be you."

"Somebody call the Wahhhh-mbulance."

" Want some cheese with the whine?"

I could put some people in their places or make them appreciate what they have...I'll just bite my tongue for now.


womanNshadows said...

=0) i am glad someone else is thinking it.

Jennifer M Karn said...


Sam said...

haha I know what you mean. facebook trips me out sometimes. Struggling with infertility, if one more person complains of their pregnancy symptoms, or talks about how annoying it is that their baby kicks them all night...I might just say a few of those comments. Lucky Bi-otch is one, trade ya, I'd do anything to be you...actually all of those! I guess we can apply them to different situations. You probably wanna call the wahhh=bulance on me now that I think about it...but you know what I mean.